Press Start. Sit down.
That's the workout. A session runs until you stop it, and the tracking underneath is real: on-device motion, anchored to the wall clock so it survives your phone falling asleep.
How it works
Trophies for sitting.
Streaks, lifetime totals, personal records — and an opening ceremony the first time you finish doing nothing. Every Monday, each team crowns whoever did the least: Weekly Honors.
Rest is training.
Deload week, recovery day, off-season: the half of training every other app ignores now has standings. Most Still is a Pillar of Greatness. Most Active goes to the Hall of Shame.
Your office is already a team.
Create a group, invite by screen name, open the group chat. Nobody is added without saying yes.
Sanctioned trash talk.
Ten fixed badges: five compliments, five jabs. CAUGHT MOVING awaits. Rivalry stays funny because the vocabulary is fixed; freelance cruelty gets moderated.
The full spectrum of nothing.
Free to track. Basic unlocks everything except other people. Premium opens the social arena. Every number on every screen is measured, or reads ∞.